The well dressed Christmas Dog

Here I am lost on a desert Island with John after two days.......

I ate John. I am not...I repeat, I am not proud of what I did, but a dogs gotta do what a dogs gotta do

The lost art of eating a stick, observe ye of no stick eating experience

                         and that............is how you eat a stick

Bart is looking strangly uneasy isn't he?

Camera, oh great, and here I am with my pee pee hanging out...yeah this is just great

My name? Bond...James Bond

Come on! Everybody join in! "Roll out the barrel, roll the barrel for fun"...come on everybody!

So like Mary kept getting into the picture frame

If I had to, I could just blend into the sand and then attack people and like, you know, bite them and stuff...well, maybe not bite but like, you know, growl

Look into my eyes...look into my ....hey, I said eyes, not TV eyes, eyes...jeesh humans