One dogs contem....contemp....con-tem..pla-tions on daily life........oh, stop rolling your eyes already and give me break, I'm a dog, for Gods sakes...

Humans try to drown me, send help, we don't know what they'll do next

So, the humans go "Who wants to go swimming?" and their all like excited and everything right? So I'm a party guy, so I go "Me!, Me!" so we go down to the pool, right? The bastards threw me in! Bunch a freaking animals!  

This is me trying to escape for dear life
Finally, I escaped...humans, man, gees.....their