One dogs contem....contemp....con-tem..pla-tions on daily life........oh, stop rolling your eyes already and give me break, I'm a dog, for Gods sakes...

The well dressed Christmas Dog

Here I am lost on a desert Island with John after two days.......

I ate John. I am not...I repeat, I am not proud of what I did, but a dogs gotta do what a dogs gotta do

The lost art of eating a stick, observe ye of no stick eating experience

                         and how you eat a stick

So I'm trying to do this photo shoot........

So I'm like trying to do this photo shoot but Mary won't get out of the frame.......... 

I mean, like I dropped a few hints like "Get the hell out of the frame Mary" 

You can see where I'm geting like "Dude I need new friends" and everything

So, finally, I just left

Mary looking the wrong way, of course

what the hell is that

Is that an its like, reddish...what is that..I thinks one of those things it not that...what the hell is that?