Hi everybidy, this is the new guy on staff....brown....I don't what he is so...brown guy....say hello everybody

One time, I kept hearing like this noise behind me, right? And I keep looking around right? and there's nothing there man!!! So then, like, a long time later...I go "Oh, it my tail" I just thought like you might want to hear that...ever happen to you?

No pictures man!! God, the price I pay for celebrity

As you can clearly see this sticl attacked me so I gave what for...don't let this lisp fool me...or is it fool you? Anyway, I can be deadly.............when it comes to sticks

I knew I should not have eaten that pillow.....alka seltzer please...

What? I'm not the one wearing pink shoes...Gad....so uncool

This is my "Brooding rebel..contemp..contemplay....thinking about things that are serious" look that I was thinking about using from now on...you know, like if they ever want me to do hollywood I'll have what are called head shots...which frankly sound scary...head shot