Mary looking the wrong way, of course

what the hell is that

Is that an ant....no its like, reddish...what is that..I thinks one of those things that....no it not that...what the hell is that? 

Me, yelling at Mary

So, like, some fans see in this like park, okay and they go all crazy about seeing me and want to touch me and stuff, so I go, okay because I realize the effect on have on people, and like Mary pulls that rope thing and I go "Hey Dude! Stop it man!"

I dunno, maybe I should drink less coffee

Dude, look at how serious I look in these pictures..like, deep, you know

Look into my eyes!

Say this like Dracula....Look into my eyes! Scary huh?  Don't say this part like Dracula though, come on, say I scared you.....okay thanks

Humans try to drown me, send help, we don't know what they'll do next

So, the humans go "Who wants to go swimming?" and their all like excited and everything right? So I'm a party guy, so I go "Me!, Me!" so we go down to the pool, right? The bastards threw me in! Bunch a freaking animals!  

This is me trying to escape for dear life

Finally, I escaped...humans, man, gees.....their so...so.....

Taking the dog for a walk